CODA (2021) *watched on September 1* – Long story short, this feel-good movie deserves a home video release! Something I’ll cherish for the rest of my life. So good!
10/10
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Cinderella (2021) *watched on September 3* – Playing Cinderella is every little girl’s dream. Pop singer Camila Cabello isn’t a bad choice for the role. However, her perfect looks and singing chops don’t save Pitch Perfect writer Kay Cannon’s bombastic, over-the-top, dreadful retelling of the classic fairy tale; the only difference to the story is that Ella wants to start a fashion business. The latest release on Amazon Prime Video is a jukebox musical consisting of songs by Queen, Nico and Vinz, The White Stripes, Ed Sheeran, and Madonna among others. Although there are a few decent music numbers, they are mostly washed-down, auto-tuned, and cringe-worthy to the max. The talented cast including Pierce Brosnan, Minnie Driver, Idina Menzel, and Billy Porter does their best, but the hokey-ass dialogue will make every viewer laugh for all the wrong reasons. James Corden needs to just go away!
2.5/10
Snatch (2000) *watched on September 9* – Let’s not beat around the bush. Guy Ritchie’s cult classic is nothing short of entertaining from beginning to end. It contains everything the writer-director is known for: rapid-fast pacing, spurts of comedy, profanity-laced dialogue, violence, and great characters played by a great cast, particularly Jason Statham and Brad Pitt. Definitely a must-watch!
9/10
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) *watched on September 9* – Long story short, it’s refreshing to see diversity in the MCU. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings does go into the typical MCU origin story, but it provides a unique take on Asian culture. Really good stuff!
9/10
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Freddy Got Fingered (2001) *watched on September 13* – There is a part in Freddy Got Fingered where Anthony Michael Hall tells Tom Green’s aspiring animator this smart piece of advice, “What you need here is elevation. There has to be something that happens that’s funny.”
This movie is anything but funny. I have seen so many bad movies throughout my 10+ years of being a movie buff. Freddy Got Fingered has joined the likes of Son of the Mask, Jack and Jill, and Movie 43 as one of the absolute worst movies I’ve seen in my entire life. The annoying Canadian actor (who also serves as the director and co-writer) plays Gordon, who wastes his time doing such stupid things as swinging a baby around his head by its umbilical cord, running around while in a deer’s carcass, falsely accusing his father (the late Rip Torn) for sexually molesting his brother Freddy (hence the title)…the list goes on and on and on. There isn’t a single joke that works, with every single one involving something grotesque (i.e. the private parts of a stallion or an elephant) or downright offensive (i.e. references to child molestation and the disabled). The characters are annoying and stupid, the narrative is mean-spirited, and the 90-minute runtime feels so much longer. There is nothing to like about this disgusting, mirthless mess of a movie. STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE AS POSSIBLE!
0/10
The Guilty (2018) *watched on September 16* – After hearing about Antoine Fuqua’s American remake (which comes out on Netflix tomorrow), I decided to take a look at the original Danish version. Within the first few minutes of The Guilty (Den Skyldige), I was immediately hooked. The straightforward narrative is set entirely at Copenhagen’s emergency dispatch office, in which Asger Holm (Jakob Cedergren) stops at nothing to find out the identity of the woman and her kidnapper at the other end of the line. With reveals more shocking than the last, the tension never lets up for a second. It’s the perfect international film under 90 minutes long. It’s definitely something Alfred Hitchcock would love!
10/10
Annette (2021) *watched on September 20* – It has been awhile since I have seen a movie so bizarre that left me cold once the credits started to roll. Annette, the latest film coming from this year’s Cannes Film Festival, is one of those movies. It’s far from awful, but definitely not the masterpiece I hoped for. The music and Caroline Champentier’s cinematography are both top-notch. Director Leos Carax has a fabulous sense of style. Adam Driver, Marion Cotillard, and Simon Helberg are solid enough who portray characters with little to no development. The narrative, the dialogue, and the pacing also leave a bit to be desired. This is basically what Les Miserables would look like if it was a rock opera. Don’t get me started on that animatronic baby!
5/10
The Courier (2021) *watched on September 21* – Now THIS is more like it! The Courier is an old-fashioned Cold War thriller that fascinates from beginning to end! It is certainly like a James Bond movie. Instead, this movie is based on actual events. Benedict Cumberbatch gives an outstanding performance as Greville Wynn, a British businessman who reluctantly becomes the courier for Russian officer Oleg Penkovsky (Merab Ninidze) to penetrate the Soviet nuclear program, particularly their involvement with the Cuban Missile Crisis. He puts his life and work on the line, and it allows the viewer to connect with him every step of the way (not to mention the shocking physical transformation Cumberbatch goes through during the final act). Everything about it works: the cast, Dominic Cooke’s directing, the pacing, the tension, the score by Abel Korzeniowski, Sean Bobbit’s cinematography, and the witty screenplay by Tom O’Connor. I also have to give props to Rachel Brosnahan as CIA agent Emily Donovan. Definitely give this one a watch!
10/10
Machete (2010) *watched on September 23* – Robert Rodriguez’s tribute to exploitation films of the past is easily one of the stupidest movies I’ve ever seen. However, it’s also a blast from beginning to end. Danny Trejo plays one of the director’s most famous characters, an ex-federale going haywire after an assassination attempt on Senator John McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) goes horrendously awry. The massive cast including Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin, and Lindsay Lohan among others also bring a lot of fun in the mix. What amuses me is how dead serious each character is, especially spewing out cheesy-ass one-liners. Featuring exhilarating action set pieces and over-the-top stunts, Machete is definitely worth it!
8.5/10
The Souvenir (2019) *watched on September 30* – Joanna Hogg’s semi-autobiographical coming-of-age story will test patience for a lot of mainstream viewers. It’s easy to understand why the general public didn’t appreciate The Souvenir. It definitely is a slow-burner and the non-linear narrative does take a bit to get used to. However, this movie, to me, is a subtle, intimate portrait of a romantic relationship taking a downward spiral. Honor Swinton Byrne (the daughter of Tilda Swinton, who also stars in the movie as her mother) gives an understated performance as Julie, a film student from London falling in love with an older man named Anthony (Tom Burke, who played Orson Welles in David Fincher’s Mank), who holds a dark secret. Through Hogg’s direction, David Raedeker’s cinematography, and the character development, this movie feels like a captured memory…or a classical painting coming to life. I might have to see the movie again some time, but this is a solid introduction to Joanna Hogg. I’m surprised to see there is going to be a sequel coming out really soon (not to mention being the first sequel distributed by A24).
8.5/10